thebritishempire:

the-mexican-whovian:

english—people:

colibrium:

battleshipcondesce:

colibrium:

SINCE TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY FOR THE BOSTON TEA PARTY I SAY WE PARTY LIKE ITS 1776

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Guys stop reblogging this we’ll piss off the English again

what is this bloody rubbish why are the motherfucking yankees driving that bloody car

oh god look what you did

put that car right back where it came from or so help me

(Source: brimerica, via s-i-n-f-u-l-youth)

  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

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and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

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and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

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and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

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we need to talk about this.

(via please-dftba)